
You can cook a chicken by slapping it at 3725.95 mph, an impossible task by any human means. If you do succeed however, you will not only cook the chicken but also decimate its entire structure, causing a violent explosion. This is a simulation of the slap using FEA.
1800 ARE YOU SLAPPIN
sorry i read the first three words and got so hard i got scared. can someone else read the rest for me
ANNIHILATION (2018) dir. Alex Garland
ROMEO + JULIET (1996) dir. Baz Luhrmann
Harold Perrineau as Mercutio
This is what Willem Defoe was writing on his detective pad
page from the November 2000 “Sexiest Man Alive” issue of People magazine
animated fantasy films just don’t make fucked up evil castles like they used to

aesthetic of the day is fucked up evil castles
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